7 Types Of Lovers You've Slept With

Whether you want to admit it to yourself or not, you fall into one of these sexual categories in the lovemaking department, or have slept with someone that does. Not all of them are downright horrid, but we all know what happens if your lover libido isn't in sync with one another.

  1. Talker

    You can't tell if you're in an interview, they're slightly psychotic or just lovingly reminding you not to stop what you're doing, possibly all of the above. Some people are very vocal during sex which can be a turn on some of the time if they know the right things to say.

    It's good to know that you please someone enough for them to say something, better than a complete mute but there is a fine line between chatty Kathy and brief moments of sex talk throughout.

    The second someone tries talking to you about anything other than how turned on they are, run for the door because you both should be focused on pleasure, not responsibilities.

    Sex time is sex time so don't talk your way out of an orgasm because you don't know how to shut the hell up. It's all about the mood and mindset, and once you lose track and aren't into it anymore, then you'll end up being dryer than the desert leaving the entire experience awkward.

  2. Giver

    You're not even sure if you can take any credit for how good the night was because they outdid themselves. All you know is that they gave you the night of your life and they were completely fine with satisfying you with nothing in return.

    If you have any decency or heart, make sure to return the favor, but some lovers are sexually satisfied when the other person finishes before or even instead of them. They pay attention to all of your turn on's and make sure they don't stop until you physically can't take it anymore.

    Givers in bed are keepers in my book.

  3. Taker

    Ah, the selfish lover that wants more than necessary with their false promises of making sure you finish once they have. Lies I tell you because sometimes once you've hit your climax you want to bask in your euphoria for a while, doing absolutely nothing.

    There's nothing wrong with being a selfish lover until the universe makes you fall in love with one and you end up turning into the giver. Make sure your partner is ending the night just as satisfied as you, or to the best of your abilities if you want to continue having one.

    Understandable if it takes a little more for you to reach climax and your partner is usually focused on your pleasure but switch things up every once in awhile and do something they like for the night instead of solely focusing on your needs.

    You might find out being a giver for the slightest moment turns you on in ways you didn't think imaginable, or realize you prefer to be the taker.

  4. Experimenter

    This ingenious one will insist on bringing back all the oldies and then some, making you feel like you're a teenager doing 69 for the first time after homecoming. If you're open minded then you'll be a little too down for the cause of trying every possible sex position out there, but hey! Whatever floats your boat.

    It's always refreshing having one of these lovers to spice up your love life when your recent's have been pro's at the missionary, and you're trying not to doze off during the rendezvous.

    Changing things up and forcing yourself out of your comfort zone in the bedroom will only add to your expertise or entertaining sex story fails.

  5. Clueless

    ThNot necessarily saying they're a virgin, but they have absolutely no idea what goes where and how to get someone all hot and bothered. You can't help but feel a mixture of disappointment and pity because you've had enough sex to know that this night will probably not count as anything to brag about.

    It's even more disappointing if they totally came off as an experienced lover, setting your expectations even higher to only be let down by the lack of knowledge of what an orgasm is.

    If you're unfortunate enough to be a part of this situation, just try to be as understanding as possible because your harsh rejection could scar them for the rest of their innocent life.

    If it's you who has no idea what they're doing then don't be afraid, to be honest, and have them state their dominance. There's nothing wrong with being submissive to learn your sex groove. Hell, you have to start somewhere!

  6. Quickie

    A little too fast for your liking so you instantly regret not dragging out foreplay for another hour.. or two. You're not even sure if it went in all the way, sorry guys this one is towards you because we all know it takes a lot more than that to get a girl off.

    It's nothing to be ashamed of, but you might want to increase your stamina because there's nothing fun in ending five minutes in when you were ready to ride someone into the early morning sunrise.

  7. Lovemaker

    This passionate lover says all the heart-tugging things right before he lovingly thrusts into you, either making you fall in love or quickly think of an escape route. It can come off a little too desperate and cheesy if someone starts confessing their love, especially if it's a one night stand. You might even think they're saying it to themselves because the only thing they know about you is your fake name you gave at the bar. But if they are a keeper in other aspects of their personality, this lovey-dovey kind of lover may be a good candidate for a relationship!



    Good sex, bad sex we've been through it all, so it's best just to laugh at all of your experiences and take them for what they were. If you refuse to believe you fall into one of these categories, you're lying to yourself, or it might be in another one not mentioned.

    Embrace your type of lover and make sure you're communicating enough with your current lover so that you both can end the night satisfied to keep the sex sessions coming.