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3 Orgy Horror Stories that Will Make You Reconsider Your Fantasies

Ever fantasized about having a threesome? Well, by the time you finish reading these hilarious stories you'll be both laughing and reconsidering every sexual fantasy you have ever had that involves more than two people (or maybe any scenario that involves anything but you and your hand).

Sex with one person already poses enough challenges; now introduce one to seven more people, and that's a whole lot of variables.

Here are some hilariously terrible stories where the odds were certainly in no one's favor.

  1. Sorry Ranger Rick

    I was super bummed about turning 22. My boyfriend and I had just broken up plus turning 22 is nothing special. So my friends decided to organize a camping trip with a bunch of hot guys they knew from school. So we pack up the cars and start caravanning up to this lake that is about an hour or so away from our house.

    The car I was riding in got there first, so we checked in and set up the tents and laid out by the water. About 45 minutes later the truck with most of the guys rolls in, and we could hear them like five minutes before they arrived. They were blasting country music and hanging out of the windows screaming. Immediately the atmosphere changed from relaxation to party.

    They unpacked their car - which was mostly food and beer - and started grilling. I - who they referred to as "birthday girl" either because they forgot my name or they were being sweet - was handed beer after beer.

    The vibe definitely got a little more sexual as the sun went down and the hard liquor came out. They made some jungle juice that was definitely responsible for a lot of headaches the following morning. Guys and girls started pairing off, and I had the attention of the cute cowboy who dubbed himself "grill master."

    In an effort to capitalize on the sexual tension and hang onto our youth we started playing truth-or-dare while sitting around the campfire. One couple ended up getting sent of for some 7 minutes in heaven and never quite returned. The game started getting raunchier especially when someone realized the first couple never came out of the tent. So two people were sent into crash their sexy tent party, but again never came back out.

    Grill master, another couple, and I went to investigate and found a whole lot of naked people in the larger of the three tents. Feeling buzzed and freshly 22 I was willing to join in on the fun with little convincing.

    I won't go into detail as to what happened inside the tent, but it must have been loud because two park rangers ended up at our campsite. Having no door to knock on, they were forced to clear their throats -several times- to get our attention. I guess we were disturbing a family reunion a couple of sites over. They warned us to keep it down, or they'd be forced to kick us out

    Oops. Sorry, Ranger Rick.

    -Sierra, 23

  2. Bye bye boyfriend

    My boyfriend and I had been together for maybe a month when I went with him to a party at a friend's house where I knew no one other than the guys living there. We hadn't been there long when I met this girl Sarah; we clung to each other as we didn't know very many people there and I didn't want to cling to my boyfriend - because Saturdays are for the boys.

    I don't remember a lot of details from the night because it was a) uneventful and b) a lot of cheap vodka was involved. However, Ido remember being stoked on my new friend.

    Somehow I made it back to my boyfriend who was smoking with his friend Rich on the porch. That's when Sarah made her move. She got really close to my boyfriend and I and whispered she wanted to fuck us both.

    I, instantly uncomfortable, introduced her to Rich who started making moves. The four of us went into Rich's room to continue drinking.

    I know there must have been more build up than this, but I remember turning away from my boyfriend and my beer for a second and Rich and Sarah were full on naked, banging on the couch.

    My boyfriend asked if I was into this and so we sat down on a chair and made out while watching the full x-rated display. We started losing articles of clothing when it was clear that Sarah and Rich were trying to switch partners. Rich and I looked at each other and just shook our heads as there was no way we were touching one another inappropriately. We literally just high fived. My boyfriend started laughing so hard that there was no chance of an erection.

    Rich and my boyfriend got dressed and went outside for a cigarette. I - who is very straight, by the way - was looking for my shirt when Sarah full on tackled me onto the bed and tried to kiss me. I ran out of the room and found my boyfriend.

    About an hour passed of trying to forget what happened when my boyfriend and I were tasked with walking Sarah - who was beyond hammered - home. We walked her all the way home while trying to fend off her sexual advances. By the time we got her back to her place, she had slurred that we should come up and that her roommate wasn't home. My boyfriend tried to convince me it was a good idea but I shut him down and dragged him back to my place.

    He broke up with me a week later because he wasn't ready for relationships because he "didn't have any self-control" and knew he would cheat.

    The next weekend I saw him out with both Sarah and Rich. FML.

    -Tara, 21

  3. And I saved the best/worst for last…



  4. Orgy or Crime Scene?

    Some friends, acquaintances, and I decided to get together for a sexier party. We cracked open a few bottles of wine to set the scene in the living room and kept the lights off. A handful of tea lights scattered around the room were the only thing lighting my friend's apartment.

    Things started off great, and I remember thinking about how hot everything was. Just as everyone started getting very, very comfortable with one another, I started getting hot and heavy with this girl. My ego started inflating as I realized how unbelievably wet I was getting her. Like I was so proud of myself I was wondering if I should start charging girls to get at me.

    And then I looked down.

    I was covered in blood. She was covered in blood. The couch was covered in blood. And everyone who had feeling up on her before me was covered in blood. And no one noticed yet because of how dark the apartment was (and because wine has a way of imparing both vision and decision making processes).

    Imagine being the one to have to stop an orgy because of a bio-hazard.

    She was so embarrassed, and everyone was freaking out, the owner of the apartment barely got the stains out of the upholstery and carpet, plus everyone ended up having to get tested for bloodborne pathogens in the next week.

    It was a literal nightmare.

    - Steve, 25

*Names were changed to protect privacy